Before and after: $5 night table!
So, I added some glue to the legs, sanded down the whole thing, and painted it dark brown with my semi-gloss paint from my table and chairs. This time, though, I used a 4" microfiber roller instead of a brush--no brush strokes! Only needed one coat.
Before:
After:
This was so fun and easy, I am inspired to finally paint my big dresser!